Thursday, February 15, 2007

Only the Chicago Cubs could disappoint me BEFORE the season starts

Well about this time last year, we Cub fans got this thrown at us. Many of us were not pleased.




Not to be outdone for 2007, the Cubs let loose the news that we can expect something along the lines of this for the upcoming season:



(Artist Conception)

I'd be upset, but obviously the Cubs are using the money they are making from selling Wrigley Field piece by piece to advertisers in order to field a high quality product. (You should now be detecting a subtle hint of sarcasm)

By the way, single game tickets go on sale next Friday, February 23rd. Don't even get me started on the fact that bleacher tickets for Prime Dates have gone up to $42 a pop.....by the way over HALF of this year's home games have been deemed "Prime Dates" (46 0f 81).

Next year is here!!!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I know not of these Chicago sports issues. I know of you Brad due to the internets and tiki. Rather, tell me of the big titty porn! Tell me of the old style, the tazer gun and the Ruth Buzzy. Sing to me of the robot doppleganger and the crook of the eye. These are things I beleive I can grasp having been steeped in Tiki. But I know litle of the stadium of which you speak, save for the scene in Blues Brothers when the nazie Pinto pulls up in front of it. I'm boozing now.

Amber said...

You forgot to mention how Kerry Wood is already injured, by falling out of a hot tub.

Brad said...

This is our year!!!